No problem Chuck. Your lingo is great.

I'll just make a few minor changes so that you can converse perfectly with any Canadian that happen to cross your way.
Your words were:
Sofa, Couch = Chesterfield
We call them all three. I use Chesterfield more than most folks but my parents are European and they learned British English.French fries = Chips?
We call them Fries too. I call them delicious. The BEST however is poutine - a French Canadian combination of fries, cheese curds and gravy. Heart attack city but worth dying that way.Tennis Shoes = Runners?
Perfect! 24C is like 105F
I think this is more like 75 in your temperature but it honestly feels like 105. When I was in Chicago last summer, my American friends found it funny that I constantly asked to use the washroom instead of the bathroom, that I apologized when folks bumped
into me and that I ended most sentences with a question, eh? We also call a woolen cap, a toque. To call it anything else is just wrong.
Okay, by now I am sure that any other Canadians reading this forum are mortified that I am doing any public/cultural relations work on behalf of the government of Canada. But I did find this handy American to Canadian translator that may be of help....check it out.....
http://www.adrianspeyer.com/american_english_to_canadian_english_translator.htmlMaggie
