Hopefully this will bring a smile to your faces, my little neice told me this one but it took a while since she liked it so much she cracked up about 15 times while trying to tell me
"A burglar broke into a home in the middle of the night and began creeping across the living room, looking for things to steal. In the darkness, he suddenly heard a voice informing him...
"Jesus is watching you."
He stopped briefly, then shrugged if off thinking he was hearing things and began his search again when in the darkness her heard once more...
"Jesus is watching you."
This time he thought he knew where the voice came from and shined his flashlight in that direction. In the corner in his cage sat a parrot, intently watching him.
"Did you say that?" he asked the bird.
"Yes" was the reply
"What is your name?" he asked
"Moses" the bird informed him.
"That's dumb!" he exclaimed, "who would name their parrot Moses?"
Smugly, the parrot replied, "the same people who named the doberman Jesus".
